Part 2
Subject: My Anal Fissure Bob
Date: Wed, 10 Nov 93 01:02:00 +0200
KEYWORDS: YOUCH!, VIOLENT ANAL DILATION, OH JEEEESUS, HELP
Some of you may remember my previous post regarding my anal fissure, Bob.
The surgery that had been scheduled for October 29th has been postponed until December the first. Bob has had a stay of execution, a reprieve if you will.
Bob has become a holy terror of an anal fissure and my surgeon has informed me that the most effective way of dealing with Bob is a form of surgical exorcism that is know to the medical profession as VIOLENT ANAL DILATION. I am not making this up! They are going to anaesthetize both Bob and me, and then dilate my asshole to a diameter that until that moment it has never known.
My greatest fear is becoming conscious and out of the corner of my eye seeing the medical staff zipping up their trousers.
On a side note, I have met a man named Ream. This is his name. Word of honor. It just seems so appropriate that I meet him at the stage of my life when violent anal dilation is required. Maybe I should spare myself the trauma of surgery and spend more time with Ream.
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